There are books coming out on Twitter.  I can save anyone the bother.  This sums up a recent twitter experience (ignore a few posts from friends):

MinorCeleb1: My daughter is so funny
MinorCeleb2: I'm going to be funny
MinorCeleb2: I'm now funny
MinorCeleb2: I'm bringing the funny
MinorCeleb2: Look at my tweets
MinorCeleb2: And admire
MinorCeleb2: the funny
MinorCeleb2: Finished now
MinorCeleb2: Really
MinorCeleb2: Hello MinorCeleb1
MinorCeleb3: @MinorCeleb1 Aren't kids funny?
MinorCeleb2: I'm in a film, with MinorCeleb4
MinorCeleb4: I'm going to see the film I am in with MinorCeleb2.  MinorCeleb1 might be there too.
MajorCeleb1: [Written by agent] I did something.  See here [link]
MinorCeleb2: So, last night I met MinorCeleb4 and MinorCeleb1.  The Guardian reviewed our film [link]

Sorry, I can't carry on.  I think you get the idea.